You're pretty cool. I can tell the way you dress and talk to your friends heading back to Williamsburg. I bet you turn on your iphone and listen to MGMT while wearing tights or some shit from American Apparel. I like your style miss strand bag, big sun glasses girl. I notice you a few times a week have always wondered if you noticed me.

Probably not. I can also tell you hate fat people.

What's that saying? More cushion for the pushin' baybay!