You: Lovely young lady with red glasses, a sparkling smile and a maroon, paisley-type bag/long black coat. I assume you got on at either Ditmars or Astoria Blvd.

Me: Dark hair, long black coat, grey collared shirt. Got on at Astoria Blvd. Did my best not to stare, but we made eye contact a few times. Maybe I imagined it.

You are stunning, I would love to have the chance to see a movie/museum with you and then cook you a delicious dinner! Whaddya say?